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Oh good god, I just read the IGN article and... Epler, pls, why did you have it OUT so bad for my man Solas?!
How can you hate the deutroagonist so much that you've been pitching a fistfight for years?
--but also, no offence to Rook (all my Rooks are idiots, so full offence to them, they can't have a single opinion of their own!), but I never read that end as "I outsmarted you" (because we really didn't have the guile or the narrative padding besides meta-reading Solas being too good at moulding us into something that will inevitably become his foil), I read it more as "Solas' desperation from being so close to the end has made him blind"; because Emmrich made the dagger, the team distracted him, Rook just held onto a hope and prayer!--
Thank God for Corrine [Busche], because DAMN! We nearly didn't have it all (and by all I mean the redemption ending).
#John Epler#Corrine Busche#IGN#dragon age#also why did my man go “solavellans this. solavellans that”#my brother in christ#people already have it out for us#don't paint an even bigger target#omg#solas#solavellan#lavellan#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#da:tv#datv spoilers#veilguard
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BAD DOGS!!!!
#pjsk#pjsk fanart#akito shinonome#toya aoyagi#akitoya#RARE ARTWORK FROM ME#i think i might stop posting on X as it gets more and more ridiculous... thinking of changing my IGNs across everywhere also#been very busy with life i just battled severe depression for a year im better tho i went for therapy#hows everyone#i want to draw kh too but recently i have been not feeling so inspired.... might have to play the game again
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Maxim and Ismael's drinking game for season 2 of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (drink responsibly)
#rings of power#ismael cruz córdova#maxim baldry#tropedit#the rings of power#isildur#drinking game#*mine#trop#rop#arondir#lotr: trop#trop spoilers#ropedit#cast#shots#ign#arondir x isildur#ringsofpowerrealm#isildur x arondir#ringsofpowersource#ismael cruz cordova#i expect some compilations later#also the comments on these videos are not a safe space i'm ready for battle#ringsofpowerdaily#theringsofpoweredit
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aaand the final two for my DA-themed six fanarts challenge: elgar'nan suggested by @vitaeplaysda & bellara suggested by @the-veil-jumper! 🖤
#two very on brand suggestions lol#my art#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#elgar'nan#bellara lutare#dragon age six fanarts#omg i'm so glad i actually completed all 6 but i am tired.#may have been the last person to realise elgy has those pointy sleeve things and proceeded to have a mini crisis trying to figure out how t#draw his outfit so that's why this round took a little longer lol. also trying to decide on skin tone and eye colour.#i've always drawn him with lighter glowy eyes so i went with that#and then my brain fixated on that ign video for like 2 days......#oughghggfg... <- head hurts
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BONEHILDA AND MANFRED?!
#It's from the new ign article#i'm loving the style of these pieces sm#me squinting like reading into this too much but death and emmrich being mirrored in this art I don't like...#i mean i DO like it#but also fear#manfred#manfred the skeleton#manfred dragon age#bonehilda#sims 4#datv#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#julia rago#emmrich#emmrich volkarin
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Transcript of IGN Handsome Jack QnA
This thing doesn't have the whole text but - questions and some of my fav Meg-Jack interactions :^] I tried to write their speech patterns as close as possible
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Transcript under the cut:
0:30: Question: Is Buttstallion the best horse ever Jack : Well it’s my horse. That I made her ( <- FACT CHECK: he bought her) out-out of diamonds, so…
0:45 Q: What it’s like wearing a face (mask - though in video it's funnily shown) J: It’s not a mask, it’s a freaking face! Do people think I’m wearing a freaking mask on my face? MEG!! I’m kidding. You’re cute tho. You know what it’s like—do you ever put a onesie on right out of the dryer? (whisper) it’s like that. (normal volume) It’s cosy. It just feels right. And a cool thing about wearing a face is – you can swap them out with however many people you kill in course of an afternoon or a week or whatever. You get off that face – you put on another one! (laughs mid-sentence) It’s fantastic. I can look at whoever. I could look like you Meg if I wanted to. I might later. Wear your face.
1:43 Q: Boxers or briefs? J: Commando!
1:50 Q: What dead celebrity would you bring back? J: Tom Cruise. (learning he is still alive) He’s not dead. Oh. Well-well let’s kill him and then I can bring him back to life or whatever.
2:10 -2:52 (Off top) J: Where did you get these pretzels Meg: From the Hyperion vending machine J: They’re delicious. (long silence) They’re good. (longer) I promise someone will clean it up – my God that’s what happens If you drink beer at lunch, people!
(….) J: Pandorian, people are dumb but loyal. M: I’m loyal sir. I’m very, very very- J: Nah, so much of this. M: Oh yes, sir.
2:15 (Answer 3:25) Q: Do people recognise your voice in public? J: I’m all over the fucking place. I’m in megaphones, I’m in-in like convenience store, vending machines so—yeah. Yeah uh, I have to say. Yeah.
3:48 Q: Favourite type of weapon? J: What do you think, Meg? M: Uhh-anything that kills, sir. J: Well, I would say Hyperion would be a good start, wouldn’t you. M: (louder, nervously) That would be a very good start. J: There you go. Smart… uh. (Awkward horrible silence he prob wanted to say ‘smart girl’ and im glad he didn’t say it cus Jesus Christ man how much cringe can you spout out of your mouth). Anything made by Hyperion and anything that and anything that inflicts, like you said. Fairness to you. The most damage possible.
4:09 Q: (person wanted a greeting for her cat Tunses) J: Hey Tunses.
4:30 Q: Which Vault Hunter do you hate the least and which the most? J: I try not to play favourites. I hate them all the same. M: They’re all pretty terribl- J: (growling) They’re all equally hateable. M: They’re all pretty terrible. (you go girl say your lines) J: Each and every one of them. M: They all want to kill you, sir. J: God I hate them so much.
(Off top) J: (soft laugh) I enjoy your company M: You would make a great voice actor, sir. J: You know I’ve heard that! Yeah yeah yeah – people tell me sh# t all the time. You know. Like : , uh- I (chuckles) get that you, babe- M: You can cook, sir?! J: I- uh, um, I, uh – yeah. I'm really quite handy in the kitchen. M: Yeah? J: Yeah. M: What do you like to make sir. J: I find it- I find it z-zens me out after coming home and washing all the blood out of my clothes.
5:25 Q: Why are you so perfect? J: I don’t know, ask my mom. (pause) You can’t – you can’t because she’s dead, I killed her – but if she was alive, you could ask my mom.
(offtop) J: (playing the game) Where is my oxygen level? M: So, your oxygen level isssss – where the hell is it? J; Come on Meg – I cannot with your (Meg breaks out laughing) you stupid little sh#t like this (they both laugh) and you’re letting me dooown. M: Oh my God I’m the worst!! J: No it’s right over (chin upfront sounding voice idk how else to call him becoming a goblin) it’s right over there, did your little brain fall out of your head, Meg? M: Sorry, should be on your map. J: (genuine soft sounding) Why am I so mean to you? M: I don’t know, sir. J: (still soft, but cool persona) AAA that’s cus of what- that’s what I do.
J: How does Handsome Jack butt slam? M: I think youuuu- J: Anyway he likes (laughs) M: (chuckles) Yes, yes, exactly- J: Joke right there. Welcome
(…) J: That’s what the hip kid say. Instead of , they say (he becomes sonic and laughs like him). Did you know that? M: No, sir J: Yeah. That’s what they do.
(…) M: (after Jack killed a few monsters) Good job! J: Thank you Meg! Thank you for being such a loyal supporter. M: Absolutely sir: J: Really appreciate you, Meg. M: You do sir??? J: Claptrap (HEEEELP THE TIMING??? WHY DOES HE SAY THIS) M: That’s great. Oh- J: I appreciate you Claptrap.
(…) J: Gotta get some things- M: Yes. J: Gotta get some uh- hopefully some grenades. I love- I love the grenades! I got to say, I’m a huge fan (starts chuckling) blowing sh#t up.
7:25 Q: Is Handsome Jack happy? J: (laughs) That’s a great question. It’s deep, isn’t it? Um, there’s a lot of smiling going on here (chuckle) but really, I’m dead inside. It seems like everything I say has just a weird connotation to it. Some kind of inappropriate connotation to it. (sincere) Did you- did you ever noticed that? M: No, sir. J: Good answer! (laughs)
(Offtop) J: Ah for f#ck sake (kills a skag) M: That’s where you’re supposed to go. J: That’s – so I got to go outside. M: Yeah, you have to go outside. J: So you were right. Before. First time for everything, Claptrap. M: Yes. Yes sir. J: Yes siiiir.
(…) M: You’re doing great, sir. J: Atta girl. (pause) I got- I got to stop saying that. (laughs) Okay (nervous chuckles continue) M: And you got another badass rank so you can use that as well. J: Oh, okay – that’s see- now that is some useful information. M: (joyful and surprised) Really?? J: Yeah!
(…) J: (Asks about a game feature. Ben, someone out of the mic, answers before Meg in a monotone voice) Why is Ben so much smarter than you. Ummm- (nervous chuckle turning into silent cry-laugh between Meg and him) M: I’m doing my best sir. J: Ay-ay.
(…) J: What the f that just happened here. That just- I just picked that and now I can-okay. M: You have- you have- you have multiple. So it-do-does it— J: Oh, you’re God, how do you make so much sense when you say things. (…) J: (talking about enemy name pronounciation) Had to do an r-roll with that criiiticic crrrretin (??? im sorry I cant hear it well 9:15 pls help ) M: That’s very – that’s very fancy, sir. J: Mmm. You know what I am? M: What are you? J: I’m so fancy. M: You’re- J: I’m schmancy. (Meg snickers) You cut that one out too, Ben. That was- that was some bullsh#t (laughs) M: You’re so fancy, we already know.
(…) J: (About game dialogue) I don’t know who that is but I find them (emphasis) extrrrRRREMELY annoying. M: Oh they are the Vault Hunters si- J: (immediately) God they’re f#cking annoying, aren’t they. M: They are really, really annoyin- J: I feel like they’re trying too hard, that’s the thing. That’s the thing that’s standing out for me here. M: Yes, I think you should kill them. J: It’s one thing to be naturally funny and then there’s another – it’s another thing to- to be like – you know what I mean like – put yourself out there too much, feel like you’re overcompensating is the world I’m looking for. M: Don’t think you have to worry about that at all. J: (smooth convo swap) You know what I’m liking the most about this game? M: What do you like- J: The lack of Claptrap. M: Oh-uh, well, he is, he’s in here, if you want to- J: Listen, that’s fine – I’m in a good mood run right now, you don’t have to ruin it byyy talking about how I’m going to run into Claptrap. M: (silence) Okay sir. I’ll be quiet, sir. (pause) Yes. (pause) OH!! There’s Claptrap (in-game) Claptrap: HELLOOO- J: Oh you little son of a b#tch. Welcome to the pit of pseudo-solid sorrows, that is some alliteration. That’s a literary term for (long sign) all you people that didn’t finish school. Meg. Arena – of, partially see-through Triumph, the Hippodrome of marginally tangible everything else. (quieter) Do that make any sense to you? M: (joyful) No sir.
(…) Axton (in-game): Is it going to be a LONG story? Gaige (in-game): Yeah, just give us the Bluff’s Notes. J: (Jack is mimicking Axton’s voice) Wait, is it going to be a loooooong story? M: Yeah, they just keep talking- J: Axton is a handsome guy. M: Kinda looks like you sir- J: A little TOO handsome, if you ask me. M: He’s not as handsome as you. J: Well- I mean (chuckles) good luck with that, right. M: I mean, he might sort of be but- J: Oi! (pause) Slow your roll, sister. All right – wait, I was too busy talking, cus I love the sound of my own voice, now the f#ck am I doing? Am I loaded for bear? (Meg is trying to talk) Oh wait- M: I feel you are. No, you’re full (on amo), oh- J: Oh yeah, okay. That’s what she said. (immediately quickly nervously) Joking there. Okay if you want to, TAKE IT MAG feel free take it. M: No, that’s- J: (forceful) TAKE the joke, MAAG. M: I-I- J: Take the joke or you’re fired, Mag – or wait actually – take the joke or I’ll set you on fire, Meg. M: (playful) That’s what she said, yeah? J: God it just-it just sounds so much better coming from you for some reason.
(…) J: I think living on the moon would kind of suck. M: Why? J: I mean uh- I mean if you had to run like this all the time, you’d think it would be more advantageous or better than uhh, running –uh, say with like, uh, gravity? M: (smacks lips) Yeah, but you can do- J: Yeah but gravity Meg, is something it’s-it’s a force of energy that keeps the- it’s the Earth and the moon create, and it keeps things on the… neverm- ff, M: That was a great explanation, sir. J: (defeated) That’s fine. M: I have no idea what the hell you just said. J: (chuckles) It’s really – it was really scientific, wasn’t it? - M: It’s a thing! J: It’s a thing with the… M: I think it’s a good place to wrap this up.
(….) J: You want to do another-another thing? M: Uhh, I don’t, I don’t think we have time to do another thing, sir. J: Is that because I’m so busy and important that I have to go do stuff that is, I have people to do, and places to see- M: You’re- J: Places to see and people- I mean, places to go, people to see, things to do. M: All that. J: Yeah. M: All that more. J: Correct (laugh) Well listen, kids, first of all – you’re welcome, because this has been a real treat. Sorry about- what was your name again? M: Meg. J: Yeah, she tries real hard but uhh- let’s face it. Uhhh I don’t know. We will see. M: Thanks. J: You still might get a retirement package out of this. M: Oh- that’s great. That’s uhh- J: But it’s been a lot of fun, will go to build homeless shelters, and, (pause and rapid speech) dig wells. M: In Africa. J: Yep. M: And by Africa, we mean Africa on Pandora. J: (giggle) Yes.
#borderlands#handsome jack#transcript#ign#video#meg#bl2#MEG IS SO COOL#This is such an interesting thing. Meg knows how to play with him. She mimicks his speech patterns (stutters and repeats) and#She both kisses his ass and also stands for herself sometimes. Is a douche. And he becomes kind#He has a type - assertive people. Playful. They go with him in these games but also can do their own shit.#All of people he hold close - Timothy Rhys Moxxi or Nisha were like that. Eat a bit but still show they are their own#He wants to love. He is scared. But he also is a massive douche. I love it sm
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You’re weakly set along your bed, facing the ceiling. Your face scrunches as you try to focus your thoughts for a moment, but nothing works. You can’t even open your eyes right now.
There’s a creak at the door. It gives a high-pitched groan as it opens. Then closes. Heavy sliding steps near the edge of the bed, stopping next to it with a whir. You expect a sudden weight forcing the mattress down at your side. But… a pause. There’s nothing.
Then a slight mechanical shift lowering over you. A faint breath touches your face as the side of a muzzle slowly rubs against your head.
There’s a weight on the bed next to your shoulder, then by your legs. You manage to open your eyes enough to see the worn animatroic suit set itself on the bed and on top of you. He slowly, carefully wraps around you, one hand trailing down your side, holding you there lightly.
He gives a heavy exhale.
His smoothed nose gently nuzzles your cheek. His resonant yet labored breaths slowly turn calm, rolling through the air, turning to a graveled purr. All of your thoughts melt at the filling sound: nothing else could have you now.
“Hush. I’ve got you,” he whispers softly. He sets the side of his head against yours. His good ear curls over the top of your head, and with the final movement, you relax.
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#INMG ONANNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS I KNOW EHERE YOU LIVE I KNOW YOUR HOPOUSE#IM GONNA GRAB YOU BY YOUR ANKLES AND DUNK YOU IN THE NEAREST RIVER#OH. OH MY GOD. IM SO RED RN#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK#ANON I CANM TELL YOU'RE FUCKING QWATCHING ME AND EVERY SIMPY POST I MAKE#GTHEJN NOSE NUZZLE KUISS IM CRAZY#IM CRAZY OIM CARY IM CRAZY IM CRAYXU IM CRAUYC IM CARAUYC#IM FUCKING INCOMPREHBIENSIBKLE#spacie splains#OH WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TA HAVE HIS WEIGHT ON TOP OF ME.#CAN YOPUP#ARE TYIOYU ALSO THINKOING#GYUT#YOU'RE LIKE IN MY HEAZD#HOW KTHJEJ FUJCK#BITES MY KNUCKLE TILL IT BLEEDDS\#THE PURRING#IM WEAK FOR THE PURRING#IMIANGINE IGN MHIM.#JHIM PURRPING OH MY GOD#FACE IN HANDS FACE IN HANDS#HE KISSES IN HIS OWN WAYYY FUCK IM SO WEAK FOR HIM#SCREAMS IN2 MY PIILLOW#BYUJNNNJY BOYFRIRENDF#heartbeat anon
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live reaction to the amazon prime """ryu ga gotoku""" adaptation
#yakuza#like a dragon: yakuza#ada speaks#there was so much more but its way funnier without actual specific spoilers#not that i could even fucking follow it to tell you spoilers. what in the goddamn.#eventually i gave up and was on my phone through the last ep and i'm pretty sure everyone else was too#ign review wasn't lying but it was lowkey too charitable LOL#set design is also one of the worst things abt this show everything looks absolutely awful#it's all incredibly sterile and almost uncanny valley#you expect a little grime and grit in kamurocho but everything is just. perfectly smooth. if that makes any sense#aesthetically vomitworthy overall. just Bad.
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#finally free....i can remove dragon age tags aughhhh#i can see shit now aaaugh#also...#datv spoilers#SPOOOILERS#tone shift in act3 baby? where were you all this time?#no cringe dialogues?#wish the whole game was like this#i mean...you kinda could see the old biowares original story....#the vision baaabyyyyy it was there#hell you could even see those bigass bioware layoffs mm mm mmm#giving us the ultimate tiktok experience#overall.....fun game#combat was great ..visuals 10/10#dialogues? ASS..... main story ones were kinda okay....#companions? better than me;andromeda#but but but but what about your pookie solas? soph?#oooh they broke him#they broke maaaaaaa booooooy#idk like...the whole 'we must change solas mind' was giving dora the explorer....swiper no swiping#also ign? with their 9/10 .....get the fuck out of here#it was 8 at best...#oh...but the important question....am i still simping for solas? yep... sorry
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so would now be a good time to get into wynncraft for the first time?
It's always a good time to get into wynncraft!! But yes, the current event is very fun and everyone should join to play minecarft dbd ^-^
If you're interested in the event, (I think) you should be able to access it as soon as you get to the second major city, detlas. Shouldn't take you too long to get there, I think it's like a lv 10 area? A day or so to get there depending on how many hours you put in at a time lmao
And to plug it for anyone unfamiliar with it: wynncraft is a minecraft server that functions entirely as an MMORPG, all in vanilla minecraft! (Though there are certainly a few mods that can make the experience even better). Class system, skill tree, quests, equipment management, magic system, parties, dungeons, unique custom enemies, level progression, and more! If you get the Voices of Wynn mod, it even has voice acting! And it is constantly updating! It's entirely free to play, but you can support the creators by buying ranks, pets, and item crates in the shop (which are entirely cosmetic and have no impact on gameplay), and various bombs which provide temporary perks to the entire world you're playing on, such as increased xp gain.
And fun fact for the hermitcraft ppl: grian is one of the founders! He made much of the original builds for the server in 2011, and (I believe) is still active on the dev team!
#if anyones interested in the mods i use lmk lol. i just dont wanna make this post even longer shckvkd#talking#answers#also if you see me online youre welcome to say hi! my ign is naceless#anonymous
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some recent beastlife art! varying levels of seriousness
#echidna's art#beastlife#digital art#navibree#occultwhiskers#overlyechidna#i think ill just use igns to keep track of beastlife characters#also the little guys are top to bottom left to right: bree echidna sonic kiki oku oak and mei
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Excuse me OFFICIAL IGN page...what the literal fuck is this sprite? Belive me i know my Junko sprites better then probably ANYONE...this us not an official sorute so where the hell is this from? Its clearly Junko note the red abd black bra, chest size, rounded eyes and lack of freckles. Buuuut it has the bow/bunny hairclip combo, the Mukaro tie and its missing the chest bow and Junko has never had a pose like that, the hand obviously coming from this Mukaro sprite
(Also note the matching mukaro pieces)
Meaning this HAS to be done kinda fan edit, so who created this and why is the IGN page on junko
Using a random fan edit and not the many official Junkos? Unless they edjted it specifically for this, but why? I just gotta know!
#danganronpa#junko enoshima#edit#danganronpa spoilers#mukuro ikusaba#sprites#fan edit#IGN why?!#i know this is stupid but i got nothing better to do#also wanted to show off as the Junko expert
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hi I like gelato a lot
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#ask#anon#hi anon. sorry that i used this opportunity to talk about the sims 2 console port#ive had this template made and didn't use it for much besides a few jokes to send to friends#but i think it's on par for Gelato to be this knowledgeable about one of his favourite games.#but yeah basically i grew up with the xbox version of Sims 2 and since the xbox was my brothers console. i didnt get to play it a whole lot#and years later i bought the sims 2 on PS2 and noticed a lot of slowdown on actions and stuff#and the golden bolt (i think thats their youtube name) did a video about the console ports of sims 1 & 2 games#and i was kinda confused hearing them talk about how the sims 2 only had one save file (on PS2) because the xbox version had like eight#and so that. paired with me looking through the cutting room floor page of the sims 2#i was kinda curious to see if the xbox version really performed as bad as it does on the ps2 version#because the golden bolt was also talking about that in their coverage of the ports#and so like again. there's only two videos on youtube that I could find of the xbox version#and the ones uploaded by IGN run on the ps2 version. because of the fucking button prompts they show on screen#anyway. so like thankfully one of the only other xbox videos showcased making a sim. and it's. so much fucking faster than the ps2 version#like on the ps2 version. you'd select a hairstyle. wait 5-10 seconds. and then the hair changes and you get the ui element to customize it#press cancel and you wait 5-10 seconds to revert back to your previous hairstyle#on the xbox version though? it's so much fucking faster#i haven't checked gameplay of the gamecube version but ik that speedrunners use specifically just that version of the port?#im not sure why only because i havent done the research to check what's better about the gamecube version#granted. i have to get around to getting an original xbox controller at some point to prove it for myself that the xbox port runs the best#i know it probably wont be perfect due to the disk having a few scratches. but its gotta beat my ps2 copy#im also curious to see how many save files i used. because im almost certain i used like 6-7 of them#just because i kept creating new story modes with almost identical alien sims with mohawks#in my last playthrough. i think i broke that tradition and gave my sim a flatter haircut. i also forget if i made him an alien or not.#i havent played it in a year due to getting my computer and it taking up the space i used for my crt setup#anyway. hi anon. sorry about that. im happy you like Gelato :)#i genuinely love him so much ever since Helper sketched him up. like she absolutely nailed it. literally couldn't ask for anything better#and writing up stuff for him has honestly made me love him so much more#thank you for the ask anon!! :)
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avowed..............
#the ign preview getting me Excited!!!!!! ahhhhhhh#also their comments re: veilguard have me nodding along... hoping avowed is going to scratch the narrative juice itch that veilguard wont#but i trust obsidian more than bioware. lol
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Please, I need to see Emmrich work that staff...
#what do you mean?#yes.#excited for the ign video but also torn idk if they're showing too much now#but also i need to prepare myself#emmrich you're responsible for healing me after i get distracted watching you in battle#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard
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Me: googling hyper-specific questions about video game mechanics
Google AI, crying: what are you fucking talking about nothing like that exists on the Internet
First search result: reddit thread with the exact answer to my question
#if google was a good site it would just show the results without their ai nonsense that only sometimes works#also glad they took reddit out of the algorithm but reddit is like the main source for video game info#considering ign and polygon always gotta make me read paragraphs of flavor text and scroll past three ads for a one sentence answer#sorry i want advice on inventory management in a 7 year old game
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